Birthday cards–male

I always score 82 every time I play golf. REALLY!! How do you do that?

Inside Message: I just stop playing when I reach 82. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

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GOLF IS THE ONLY SPORT
Inside Message: Where you can dress like the last guy to climb out of the clown car at the circus. Happy birthday to one of the clowns!
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Wow! Great shot Stan!

Inside Message: While nobody’s looking, have a really happy birthday.

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Golfing with your BEST buddies. I hope he hits it out of bounds. I hope it lands in the trap. I hope he slices.

Inside Message: …and I hope you have a happy birthday. (Yeah, right!)

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Now this is what I call a level playing field!

Inside Message: Jealous? Don’t be. Life isn’t fair either, but do your level best to have a happy birthday.

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This ball is going straight down the fairway. I don't think so. I see water in my future.
Inside Message: I hear your birthday is going to be a big…SPLASH. Many happy returns!
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GOLF is the perfect combination of relaxation and recreation.
Inside Message: Until the relaxation outscores the recreation. Enjoy your Birthday!!
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For Heaven's sake, Ralph you really have to start thinking positive!
Inside Message: Keep your head down and have a happy birthday!
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I had a…um 4 on that.
Inside Message: You’ve finally reached the point when both your age and your golf score are accepted as works of fiction. Happy Birthday!
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WOW, Chuck! How did you get your ball to fade around the tree like that?

Inside Message: Easy. I just aimed for it. Enjoy a nice “slice” of birthday cake!

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Fred said he shot his AGE today. Yea, he also says he's 89.

Inside Message: It’s your birthday today. You’re entitled to one good lie, but make it a good one!

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LIFE IS LIKE GOLF
Inside Message: You’re either in a trap, in the rough or up to your butt in alligators. Better luck on the back nine.
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Do you think I can reach the green from here? No. Just go ahead and hit.
Inside Message: Older but Wiser! You’ve made it this far … Have another Happy Birthday!!
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Every golf shot makes somebody happy.
Inside Message: …that’s why the friends at your party are celebrating! Happy Birthday
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FABO! FABO?!

Inside Message: FREAKING AWFUL BUT ON HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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Another Birthday? Bummer!
Inside Message: Not to worry–soon you’ll be golfing your age! Best wishes for a Happy Birthday!!
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Had a rough game lately?
Inside Message: Cheer up. you’ll soon be old enough to play from the senior tees. Happy Birthday!!
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Eat, Sleep, Play
Inside Message: THE PERFECT LIFE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
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Golf is a little like sex
Inside Message: One bad performance and you begin to wonder. Happy Birthday.
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What the heck are you doing Bob? There's NO WAY I'm losing another golf ball!

Inside Message: Good news…Golf shops now sell hip waders! Many happy returns.

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Keep an eye on where my ball lands, will ya Marv? Sure. Well Marv, did you see where my ball went? Yes I did. Well then, where did it go?

Inside Message: I forget. Happy Birthday anyway.

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Some are born great. Some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon 'em.

Inside Message: But some really lucky ones are just naturally great golfers! Happy Birthday

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Nice follow through Herb.

Inside Message: Golf teeing you off? Relax and have a Great Birthday.

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